October 2024: Apalachee Donation Fund Information.

Running this business is a passion project, and it often takes a lot from me, dollie, and sometimes even from our parents' wallets to keep things going. We have bills and debts to manage, and some months there's not much left over. But from the start, we set a goal to help others where we can. While I can’t promise an exact percentage, we’re committed to donating 25-50% of this month’s profits to support those affected by the tragedy at Apalachee High School. Though we didn’t attend this school, it’s just two hours from where we’re based in Georgia, and it hits close to home. Our brand may be loud, bold, and in-your-face, but that doesn’t mean we don’t care.

Our hearts are with everyone affected by school shootings, and we hope to make an impact at the end of the month. If you want to help directly, don’t buy our merch—click here to see the GoFundMe campaigns supporting the victims.

– Tim

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Who the fuck are we?

  • Timmy the Tech Whore

    (Founder) Runs the website and business side of things. Is paid nothing.

  • Dollie the Art Slut

    (Founder) Lives in their cage and is forced to draw stickers for all eternity. Is paid in free time out of their cage.

  • Sydney the Brainrot Enthusiast

    Runs our TikTok. Is in charge of mass media manipulation. Is paid only in stickers.

We're two (now three!) dumbasses from bumfuck Georgia who like anime and manga so much we decided to monetize it.

Why did we make this shitty sticker business?

On one fateful day in April of 2021, dollie broke into Timmy's house and wasted their entire day trying to make stickers for his BRZ. They made some, put them on dollie's car, and that was that. Dollie then crashed their car a week later. As Timmy was examining the wrecked piece of shit, it was then he realized that the stickers really made the whole thing pop. Just like that, dollar signs appeared in his eyes and Always Sick was born.

Questions and Lies

Q: Can you ship to me?
A: Yes, we have your location at all times. Might wanna read that fine print next time you accept the terms and conditions. (Yes, we ship internationally.)

Q: Can I have a refund?
No.

Q: Pretty please?
A: Still no.

Q: But you lost the package/never shipped to me/it fucked up in the mail/another lie.
A: Contact us about your situation and we might say yes (lying). Refunds are given on a situational basis and not a "I just don't want these stickers anymore" basis. 95% of the time Timmy will work with you on getting a replacement order shipped to you.

Q: How did you make your stickers they're so cool and pretty and amazing and have my children.
A: Magic.

Q: Where is my shit I ordered 2.73 seconds ago?
A: We are very small team of young adults. We strive for two weeks at most but there's no promises. We are busy people with busy lives as this doesn't pay our bills yet, it's our passion project.

Q: I received my order, but what's with these weird cult like drawings on it?
A: We have dollie locked in a cage to make stickers and that's their only form of entertainment they get (when we permit it). Ignore these doodles, they have no significance and dollie is a completely normal and sane person.

Q: When are you guys going to start making clothing, I want to look like an actual idiot in public.
A: When you start getting some bitches on yo dick (Working on it. That shits expensive and we don't have the room for it).

Q: Who is Timmy?
A: A founder of Always Sick alongside dollie. He's fueled by greed and monetary gain only.

Q: Who is dollie? Who names their kid that?
A:

Q: Who is Sydney?
A: One of Timmy's coworkers at his real job and newest member of Always Sick as of September 2024. He bribed her to run our TikTok in exchange for stickers and products. She currently doesn't realize that sticker collecting is a hobby she has and will soon be a financial problem. It's a win win.

Alright that's the end of the Q&A. Go fuck yourself. Buy more shit.